We have learned today that it was not a rabbi that Lester B. Goodman made a deal with.
It was a rabbi(t).
Notice the trickery here. Somewhere in the translation from ancient Aramaic to Canadian, the "t" became silent. This "T" was not only silent, but deadly. The Goodmen drank the T, they drank the KooAid and they drank everything else that was put in front of them.
I’m not going to sugarcoat this kids, but Les Goodman made a deal with a Rabbit, and the Goodman brothers descended from a race of Rabbit-like humans.
The good hair that Les is so famous for is none other than that - good hare!
Buddy LovePower is actually Bunny LovePower.
Hershel H. does not stand for "highway" but Hare. Herschel Hare Goodman.
Does it surpise you to learn that Moishe Goodman was originally known as Mopsy?
Did you know the lack of Hair on the head of Manny Goodman is not because he gets it cut that way, but because he is "cut that way". It doesn't take a mohel to know the rabbit ears sprouting from his head had to be cut again and again so as not to reveal the true nature of his Lapin-like identity.
Do you know that Sammy Goodman had an encounter with a farmer known as Mr. MacGregor, Mr. Mac Gregor Robertson!!??!!
I can see your ears have perked up with my revelations. The Master of Space and Time reveals the existence of the Rabbit theory (also known as the Theory of Relativity) as it explains the relatively endless array of Goodman relatives. No woman could ever have had so many different looking offspring without having a Rabbit nature.
We understand the Jazzmanian Devils are playing a sock hop on April 18 at LanaLou's.
We do not think this a Bait and Switch. But it may be another Carrot and the Stick story.
If you look close at the drummer Max Goodman, you will see that the "sticks" he is using to drum with are not actually "sticks", but carrots.
You may also notice that the martini in Les Goodman's hand has an orange tinge. Vodka and Carrot Juice!