tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74202231831510306012024-03-05T09:44:36.998-08:00The Jazzmanian Devils- accept no substitutes!The Jazzmanian Devils are the original swinging hipsters from Vancouver BC Canada. Since 1983, they have been burning up dancefloors, niteclubs, and various premier stages across Canada. Don't even ask how many weddings they have made perfect (counselling services are extra). For booking information contact us.dense milthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15100032340493991873noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7420223183151030601.post-64142200143282821152014-04-06T14:05:00.001-07:002014-04-06T14:05:27.143-07:00The True Origin of the Goodman Brothers Revealed Here to be Hare!!! A Shocking Easter Miracle!!! <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
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Would it surprise you to learn that much of the information previously known about The
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For over 30 years, the good people of Vancouver have known Lester B.
Goodman, Broadway Sol, Manny Goodman, Herschel H. Goodman, Sammy Goodman, Max
Goodman, and Buddy LovePower Goodman as THE JAZZMANIAN DEVILS. </div>
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We have thought of them as a bunch of good
Jewish boys, legend has it they are sons of the same mother, brought up in the time honored show business tradition of
imitation as art, knowing full well that imitation is not only the most sincere form of
flattery, but that flattery gets you everywhere. This was the plan.</div>
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Flattery gets you on the guest list, flattery is a great
conversation starter, flattery is responsible for the arcane practice of buying rounds of free drinks for
the band, and flattery is also the cause of the Jazzmanian Devils slide into alcoholism and depravity, and reason for their subsequent "hiatus" status for so many years.<o:p></o:p></div>
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This much we know to be true.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> What we have learned today will shock and amaze you.</span></div>
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">The</span> miracle of Les Goodman’s ageless “good hair” is <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><u>not</u></b> a result of a secret deal with
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The ritual sacrificing of many a good note in exchange for their relatively regional success was not pre-ordained by God or Rabbi. </div>
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Legend had it that a Rabbi named Shecky (we should have been suspicious of that alone) delivered to
Lester B. Goodman a Golden Tablet, which contained "the charts", the first Real Book of
Jazz, including a secret compendium of rules for faking not only jazz, but orgasms and other useful show
business tricks, such as “pulling the wool over the eyes of the audience”, “the Secret to a successful New Year’s Eve countdown” (i.e. do not start on the 1), "how to imitate television in a live context", "the value of Merchandise over Music" and "singing in one key is not harmolodics, it is just bad singing".</div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Notice the trickery here. Somewhere in the translation from ancient Aramaic to Canadian, the "t" became silent. This "T" was not only silent, but deadly. The Goodmen drank the T, they drank the KooAid and they drank everything else that was put in front of them. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">I’m not going to sugarcoat this kids, but Les Goodman made a deal with a Rabbit, and the Goodman brothers descended from a race of Rabbit-like humans.</span><!--EndFragment--><br />
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">The good hair that Les is so famous for is none other than that - good hare! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Buddy LovePower is actually Bunny LovePower. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Hershel H. does not stand for "highway" but Hare. Herschel Hare Goodman. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Does it surpise you to learn that Moishe Goodman was originally known as Mopsy?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Did you know the lack of Hair on the head of Manny Goodman is not because he gets it cut that way, but because he is "cut that way". It doesn't take a mohel to know the rabbit ears sprouting from his head had to be cut again and again so as not to reveal the true nature of his Lapin-like identity.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 12pt;">I can see your ears have perked up with my revelations. The Master of Space and Time reveals the existence of the Rabbit theory (also known as the Theory of Relativity) as it </span><span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 16px;">explains the relatively endless array of Goodman relatives. No woman could ever have had so many different looking offspring without having a Rabbit nature. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 16px;">We do not think this a Bait and Switch. Bu</span><span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 16px;">t it may be another Carrot and the Stick story.</span><span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 16px;"> </span><br />
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<br />dense milthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15100032340493991873noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7420223183151030601.post-79868529458554517732009-09-13T01:30:00.000-07:002009-09-13T01:30:24.411-07:00You could smell the horns from a block away...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_dHpYOya7xTChGwKo3uGjDbAF-ySIdI_shQt54H-SKnfpGEU9PM1BtPXn1MKM8LaSpUbCebQIT_ai7zqDUPP-Axk46QXB8pIJZ3iQX3AU6WHZiHCF1OVrPcLtCM74DUdHlpij9AwXgXS6/s1600-h/jazzmanian_devils.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" mq="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_dHpYOya7xTChGwKo3uGjDbAF-ySIdI_shQt54H-SKnfpGEU9PM1BtPXn1MKM8LaSpUbCebQIT_ai7zqDUPP-Axk46QXB8pIJZ3iQX3AU6WHZiHCF1OVrPcLtCM74DUdHlpij9AwXgXS6/s400/jazzmanian_devils.jpg" /></a></div><br />
Founded in November of 1983, The Jazzmanian Devils are involved in ritual jazz sacrifice and swing/jump and jive. The jazz is sometimes sacrificed in the interests of alcohol; the alcohol is rarely sacrificed in the interests of jazz.<br />
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In 2004, The Jazzmanian Devils celebrated 20 years, and the Mayor of Vancouver Larry Campbell declared an official Jazzmanian Devils Appreciation Day in their honour. <br />
Current lineup includes: Les Goodman-bandleader, vocals and alto chainsaw, Laurel LeFey -vocals, Moishe Goodman-guitar, Sammy Goodman-standup bass, Manny Goodman-tenor sax, Buddy LovePower Goodman-keyboards, Max Goodman-drums. Guests include the Queen of Jazzmania-Miss Vanessa Richards, Snatchmo Goodman-trumpet.<br />
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The Jazzmanian Devils have an 8 song cd called Groovy Thing! available for sale. <br />
Extended Goodman Family includes: Broadway Sol Goodman, Hershel H. Goodman, Steve Taylor, Andy Graffiti, Lee Kelsey, Skully Goodman, Slide Goodman, and the entire Les Goodman After Dark show- Vancouver's only Live Late Night Talk Show.<br />
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Remember the Success Paradigm:<br />
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Step 1. Who are the Jazzmanian Devils?<br />
Step 2. Get me the Jazzmanian Devils!<br />
Step 3. Get me a Jazzmanian Devil type.<br />
Step 4. Get me a Young Jazzmanian Devils.<br />
Step 5. Who are the Jazzmanian Devils?<br />
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Who are the Jazzmanian Devils?<br />
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The greatest invention of the 20th Century was re-invention. Forget the alternative, embrace the alter-ego. In 1977, in NYC a man named Hell proclaims the Blank Generation. Not Blank, as in empty and void of meaning, Blank, as in Fill in the ....... A sea of possibiliites. A new hat.. a new name..a new band...a new game. The opportunity of re-invention. <br />
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Unable to keep his demons internal, a young man screams upon the scene, jumping backwards off a stage at the Smilin' Buddha with a punk version of The Count Fives Psychotic Reaction. Fast Forward five years later.. the time is 1984. A young man envisions a new music that feeds off the primary influence of his generation- Television. A new music not born of anger, but of humor and romance. He flips the dial and stops on style.<br />
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Get me the Jazzmanian Devils!<br />
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The desire for new sounds leads the young man back in time. Louis Jordan replaces Louie-Louie, jump informs jazz with the beat that became rock and roll. His latest invention is a re-invention of the White Negro, the Eternal Hipster, The Swinger Redux in Tux. After years of searching for the ultimate in individual expression, taking it OUT for the IN CROWD, the young man finds inspiration in a past he never knew. Behind the snarl, a traditionalist emerges.<br />
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Get Me a Jazzmanian Devil Type<br />
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If the highest form of flattery is imitation, the highest form of imitation is self-imitation. Re-invention is the greatest invention of the 21st Century. From the beginning the style was suits, ties, looking sharp, talking loud, living large. There was never enough past to uncover, songs to cover, drinks to drink, women to love. He was warned. the lessons of the past must be relearned, every generation. Connect the dots from bathtub gin to Warehouse parties, Swing to Swingers, Jump to Vegas, Rat Pack to pack rats, James Brown to White Boys down on their knees, disco to ....well, disco. Some things never change.<br />
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Get Me the Young Jazzmanian Devils!<br />
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The Man who Dared to Imitate Television. A copy of a copy. Were imitations spawned? Yes. Were more youth intoxicated and indoctrinated inthe cursed lifestyle? Yes. Was he shocked? No. Did the imitators proceed down the trails he had blazed? Yes. Was he upset? No. How could he be upset at someone imitating what he himself had imitated? Along the way, so many good times. So many friends, singers, drummers, horn players, exits stage left. <br />
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Vancouver's first and only Live Late Night Tallk Show, Les Goodman After Dark. Through the help of modern Swiss herbal tonics, sheep liver transplants, and the chicken wire in his heart, the Jazzmanian Devils are reborn.<br />
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Who are the Jazzmanian Devils?<br />
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The greatest invention of the 20th century is re-invention. Forget the alternative, embrace the alter-ego. In 1977, in NYC a man named Hell proclaims the Blank Generation. Not Blank as in empty or void of meaning, but blank as in Mel. A sea of possibilities. A new hat. A new name.. A new band. a new game. The opportunity for re-invention. This could go on forever. The young man smiles.dense milthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15100032340493991873noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7420223183151030601.post-41246933578052453762008-05-04T10:53:00.001-07:002008-05-04T10:53:42.955-07:00Jazzmanian Devils - Comes Love - Hardstock Commodore 2008<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/p2fw0f1aJ9Y' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/p2fw0f1aJ9Y'/></object></p><p>Comes Love with Miss Laurel Lefay on vocals with the Jazzmanian Devils at Hardstock 08 <br />Unauthorized video</p></div>dense milthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15100032340493991873noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7420223183151030601.post-50897744268576717962008-05-04T10:52:00.001-07:002008-05-04T10:52:37.921-07:00Jazzmanian Devils - HARDSTOCK-08<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/8nhf2mNIryI' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/8nhf2mNIryI'/></object></p><p>Jump Jive and Wail<br />Hardstock 08 <br />Commodore Ballroom<br />Unauthorized video</p></div>dense milthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15100032340493991873noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7420223183151030601.post-13802694601922865072008-03-25T22:09:00.000-07:002008-03-25T22:19:30.120-07:00Step right up...we're steppin' out<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3CkNT3uu6Ji_yiWUGGpfGjsK7lKHczAcwiVNwtiaDkFWWIoDC0NiNWQM-EbEApGbuHetW3wxAdkfmCcEl3qu0HThgWGr8TcCqcEU7CsB-OXwR27hC6SufgTipLobFhodY8wtsLzw1hAl0/s1600-h/IMG_0002.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5181913301098891666" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3CkNT3uu6Ji_yiWUGGpfGjsK7lKHczAcwiVNwtiaDkFWWIoDC0NiNWQM-EbEApGbuHetW3wxAdkfmCcEl3qu0HThgWGr8TcCqcEU7CsB-OXwR27hC6SufgTipLobFhodY8wtsLzw1hAl0/s400/IMG_0002.jpg" border="0" /></a> the Jazzmanian Devils circa early 90's pre-swing revival, post-BSG to NYC, Featuring the Buddha of the Bass now the Guitar Guru Mr. Moishe Guru Goodman on Guitar, Hoagie Goodman on Bass (Joe..Joe) Old Man Moze Mr. Lucky Steve Taylor on the drums, Myron Chili Wil Goodman pre-Caymen flight on the Pie-ano, Herschel H. (Highway- some stories stay on the road) Goodman on the slide trombone- is there any other kind?, Manny G, Chick, Babes on the big sax, Candy A. Goodman smart A. always called me boss, bladder made of alien materials. very roadworthy, and can drink most grown men under the table, and of course, moi- Mr. Lester B. Goodman on the money clip, alto chainsaw, tips for young bachelors and men about town-Shaken , stirred, just pour the goddam drink stupid. NO really, just pour it. Now pay for it. Love ya. Like a rock. Like some rock.<br /><div></div>dense milthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15100032340493991873noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7420223183151030601.post-21870263332056591092008-03-20T16:27:00.000-07:002008-03-20T16:32:58.376-07:00In the Beginning was the Word...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZg8a5fq-6Wd6qTC72F8r5Q408l6V5PMsWRuXStxJ7DAPKUXkjK-rotSlVHgF70mMXcjtZ1aLyK4i_3-0CeYK5WsEZG5cWUD0xqZrCC2pnCejE923TX9NVR0FwXYFt6Ed71BYXT72l9eDS/s1600-h/jazzmanian_devils.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5179969648008824818" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZg8a5fq-6Wd6qTC72F8r5Q408l6V5PMsWRuXStxJ7DAPKUXkjK-rotSlVHgF70mMXcjtZ1aLyK4i_3-0CeYK5WsEZG5cWUD0xqZrCC2pnCejE923TX9NVR0FwXYFt6Ed71BYXT72l9eDS/s400/jazzmanian_devils.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-size:180%;"><em><strong>A</strong></em></span>nd the word was <span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>HOT!</strong></span></div><div><span style="font-size:180%;color:#000000;">O<em>ften copied....</em></span></div><div><span style="font-size:180%;color:#000000;"><em>never boring, they soon developed a reputation for fun and excitement.</em></span></div><div><strong><em><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;">In 2008, we celebrate 25 years in show business.</span></em></strong></div>dense milthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15100032340493991873noreply@blogger.com1